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This is my son. Your grandson.

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<i>You're
a fucking disappointment.</i>

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Get out of the building! Now!

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Butcher, stop!

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<i>Everything you wanted.
He's right fucking there.</i>

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And now you blink?

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>the vice president of the United States.</i>

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I know exactly what you're thinking.
Literally.

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<i>Homelander wants
more Starlighters arrested.</i>

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As long as you're useful,

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everything will come up Ashley.

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- Oh, my God, Sameer.
- Is that Zoe's dad?

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<i>You're gonna make us
some more of that virus.</i>

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Kimiko!

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<i>You're still working on the virus,</i>

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and you want Frenchie.

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Homelander's fuming.

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He's gonna execute

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<i>Hughie, Frenchie, and M in about 36 hours.</i>

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We need your help to break them out.

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You're fucking crazy.

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<i>Mon coeur.</i>

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Frenchie.

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What was I so afraid of?

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<i>♪ Faster than the speed of light ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watching as your dreams take flight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I think I should stand and fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then disappear into the night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Into the night ♪</i>

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- Praise the Lord.
- Praise the Lord.

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Praise the Lord.

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We come together to mourn

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- the one and only A-Train.
- Amen.

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He loved his country,

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his God,

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but, most of all, his captain.

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Homelander, amen.

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- Amen.
- Amen, sir.

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But...

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our martyred brother in Christ...

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...was struck down...

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...by that jezebel.

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That wily emissary of Satan himself,

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Starlight.

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That's right.

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Now, you know
that ain't no figure of speech, right?

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It ain't no metaphors in this house.

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Starlight and her minions
are literally possessed by demons!

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They're spewing vomit!

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They're eating babies!

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They're turning little boys
into little girls with garden shears!

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Lord have mercy!

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But we cast those demons out
of this house.

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- Amen!
- We fight

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hellfire with holy fire.

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- Mm-hmm.
- We fight

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with the ballot box.

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We fight with the ammo box!

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Matthew 10:34!

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"I do not come to bring the peace
but a sword!"

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You are not here to be blessed!

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You are here to do war!

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Amen!

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- Amen!
- Amen!

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Amen.

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Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?

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I said, can you feel
the Holy Ghost's power?

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Then I need you to praise him.

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- Praise him!
- Praise him.

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Praise him for victory.

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- Praise him for America.
- Praise him!

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Praise him
for our superheroes.

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Hallelujah!

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Stand up!

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Stand up in the name of Jesus!

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<i>My sweet boy.</i>

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- Amen!
- Amen!

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- Amen!
- Amen!

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Amen!

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Welcome to the outskirts
of Erie, Pennsylvania,

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a charming little burg

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best known for its staggering amount
of fentanyl overdoses.

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Oh, and, uh,

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when you come in here...

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...keep your mouths shut

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or I'll do the fucking lot of you.

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<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He drinks a whiskey drink,
he drinks a vodka drink ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He sings the songs
that remind him of the good times...</i>

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- You're still working on the virus.
- Not working.

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Sorted.

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Thanks to this diamond geezer.

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<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

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- Sameer?
- <i>♪ I get knocked down ♪</i>

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I found him not long after that bollocks
with Neuman and poor little Zoe.

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Well, you lot remember, don't you?

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When that cunt Homelander...

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brutally murdered them in cold blood.

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Poor sods.

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Didn't stand a chance.

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Sameer.

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Hi, I'm Hughie. I was friends with Vicky.

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I...

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

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Are you an idiot?

112
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He cut off your leg with a hatchet.

113
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And kept me prisoner. So did you.

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You shot me with the virus.

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Your leg regrew.

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All right, all right, listen.

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The only thing that matters
is we buried said hatchet

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so we could crack on
with the godly work of revenge.

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And, good news, Sameer's done it.

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As of last week,
that naughty little bug of his

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is finally strong enough
to top Homelander.

122
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Well, so we reckon.

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We just need a little...

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dry run.

125
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This thing kills just Homelander?

126
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Or every Supe?

127
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Don't know.

128
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But we'll have a laugh
finding out, won't we?

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Jesus fucking Christ.

130
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Will it infect humans?

131
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Well, you know, we got to test it.

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We're close to Cleveland.

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You wish to test it on Rock Hard, <i>non?</i>

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I'm glad you're back, mate.

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Rock Hard?

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A member of Teenage Kix.

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Rock Hard is a living mountain.

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Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.

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Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable
acts at the Lincoln Memorial, <i>non?</i>

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Oh, he skull-fucked Lincoln in the ear,

141
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filled it with so much hot cum
it burst out of his mouth.

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Which...

143
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makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.

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Indestructible or nearly,

145
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almost as strong as Homelander,

146
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and no one gives a fuck about him.

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So we nip in,

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twat him, bring him back here
for a dose of kill juice.

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Lemon fucking squeezy.

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So...

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let's get cracking.

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<i>We got to stop the hate
crimes against Supes before they start.</i>

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<i>With President Calhoun's
Freedom To Be Free Act,</i>

154
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<i>local superheroes
can now apprehend Starlighters</i>

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<i>before they commit any more violence.</i>

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Here you go.

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Where'd you get these from?

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Just friends. But...

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they don't need 'em anymore.

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So,

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how are we gonna do it?

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- Do what?
- Get the virus away from Butcher.

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- We kill him.
- No, we're not gonna kill him.

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We're not just gonna go along
with this, right?

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I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?

166
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Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?

167
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He murdered Vicky
in front of her daughter.

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Now he wants to murder every Supe
on the planet, which includes you.

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I say we take the virus and we run.

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- Or kill him.
- Look,

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it's 10,000 Supes to save
eight billion people worldwide.

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That's a good price in any war.

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Look, kid.

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It's a shit decision, all right?
We're not denying that.

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But they're out there
wrangling people up as we speak.

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- We don't have a motherfucking choice.
- Yes,

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there is a choice,
and, no, it's not yours to make.

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You're not the one who's going to die.

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Right?

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Why do you always give in to them?

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Kimiko, please.

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Wait!

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Hey.

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So...

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it's been a tough year.

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No. No.

187
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I mean, I have been at Epcot, mostly.

188
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Huh.

189
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Why do you bring it up?

190
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Just your whole vibe.

191
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Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.

192
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You're siding with Butcher.
Your hair's different.

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Okay, not so much about the hair.

194
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It's just, uh...

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Annie,

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whatever you had to do...

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...I get it.

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It's okay.

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We can...

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We can figure this out.

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- We can...
- Talk?

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Or...

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...counterpoint...

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...not talk.

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I mean...

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Yeah, that's a...

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that's a pretty compelling point.

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Mmm.

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You stood there.

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<i>Mon coeur,</i> listen--

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Chewed off. Sliced in two by Homelander.

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Shot here, here, here.

215
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,721
It hurt every time. But the virus?

216
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That was the only time I wanted to die!

217
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The pain.

218
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Agony! Fucking agony!

219
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Butcher's going to do that to me.

220
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And you're okay with it!

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No.

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On my life, I'm not.

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But this is happening

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with or without us.

225
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So I must learn everything I can
about this pestilence,

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so I can protect you.

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I spent every day of the last year...

228
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...dreaming about you.

229
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Of your hair,

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your soft skin,

231
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I dream.

232
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You think that I would let anything...

233
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...take you away from me again?

234
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,324
I dreamt about you, too.

235
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,202
<i>C'est incroyable.</i>

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00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:24,333
Your voice is even more beautiful
than I dreamed.

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Clothes off. Now.

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Mwah.

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Your bottom half,

240
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is it fully regrown?

241
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My vagina's tingly and damp.

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<i>♪ Don't ask me ♪</i>

243
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,489
<i>♪ what you know is true ♪</i>

244
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<i>♪ Don't have to tell you ♪</i>

245
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,578
<i>♪ I love your precious heart ♪</i>

246
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,205
<i>♪ I ♪</i>

247
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,000
<i>♪ I was standing ♪</i>

248
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,087
<i>♪ You were there ♪</i>

249
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:16,385
<i>♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪</i>

250
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,014
<i>♪ I told you ♪</i>

251
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,394
<i>♪ that we could fly ♪</i>

252
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,732
<i>♪ But some of us don't know why ♪</i>

253
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,238
<i>♪ I was standing ♪</i>

254
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,949
<i>♪ You were there ♪</i>

255
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,703
<i>♪ And they could never ever ♪</i>

256
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<i>♪ tear us apart ♪</i>

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God...

258
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,722
damn it, A-Train.

259
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,562
It didn't need to come to this.

260
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I don't know.

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You left me no choice.

262
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,776
I know my leadership style can be...

263
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,361
stern.

264
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,946
But...

265
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,990
it was for your own good.

266
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,286
I liked to think of myself as...

267
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,954
the big brother...

268
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,332
...that you never had.

269
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,883
You remember that girlfriend you had?

270
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,134
Uh...

271
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,137
Pop...

272
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,097
Popfang.

273
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,557
Betrayed us both.

274
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,517
To William Butcher, no less.

275
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,603
Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do?

276
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,898
What did I do?

277
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,400
I gave you a chance to make things right.

278
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,528
I-I reached out my hand.

279
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,157
And you bit it.

280
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,242
What did I ever do

281
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,744
to deserve that?

282
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,955
What, was I too nurturing?

283
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,499
Too forgiving? Well, maybe.

284
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,791
But, damn it,

285
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,960
you weren't like the others.

286
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,504
Snakes,

287
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,172
backstabbers.

288
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,548
I could count on you, man.

289
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,133
I did count on you.

290
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,593
I loved you.

291
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,597
But here we are.

292
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,600
Why does this keep happening to me?

293
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,359
I guess the strongest men
are the most alone.

294
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,987
You wouldn't understand.

295
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,242
Nobody does.

296
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,534
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

297
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,160
- <i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>
- <i>♪ E-Eyes on me ♪</i>

298
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,287
<i>♪ Pretty when I wake ♪</i>

299
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,622
<i>♪ And I know you want, I know you want,
I know you want more ♪</i>

300
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,708
Firecracker's Flaming Freedom Sticks.

301
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,585
I'm Countess Crow:

302
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,461
Countess of the Crows.

303
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,546
And we're doing

304
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,173
<i>a Voughtality vamp glam tutorial.</i>

305
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,341
Wankers.

306
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,802
Can't even take a shit
without it being sponsored.

307
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,346
You know they get paid, like,
50 grand a post for this shit.

308
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,724
- Fifty grand?
- Mm-hmm.

309
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:52,976
Dog wankers.

310
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,981
Guys, we drill any louder

311
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,025
and the Real Housewives of Cunt Street
are gonna hear.

312
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,276
Frenchie, how much longer?

313
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,778
Teenage Kix should head out on patrol
any minute.

314
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,114
- They go out, we go in.
- Rock Hard hasn't posted

315
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,198
in a year.

316
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,908
He might not live here anymore.

317
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,828
Every day, Countess Crow:
Countess of the Crows

318
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,830
brings down
a protein shake to the basement.

319
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,750
I'd bet my bottom anal beads
he's down there.

320
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,506
Everything okay?

321
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,800
All good.

322
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,184
Oi. Look lively back there.

323
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,145
All right, nothing fancy, yeah?

324
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,773
Nip in, twat him, bring him back here.

325
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,109
Keep the engine running.

326
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,495
Oh. You ready?

327
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,108
Internet's down.
Cams, too.

328
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,317
<i>Um...</i>

329
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,403
<i>Yeah, we have a problem.</i>

330
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,782
<i>Putain de merde.</i>

331
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,619
He really let himself go.

332
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,667
<i>The fuck you</i>

333
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,377
<i>ass splitters</i>

334
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,547
<i>doing in here?</i>

335
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,257
My God, asshole must weigh

336
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,050
30,000 pounds.

337
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,844
<i>My dick</i>

338
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,679
<i>weighs more, bitch.</i>

339
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,763
Well, there ain't no way

340
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:54,973
we can move him.

341
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,100
Even with the three of us.

342
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,269
So what now?

343
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,787
You. What the fuck?

344
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,289
No, no. No, no. It's okay.

345
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,082
It's okay. I don't want to hurt you.

346
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,500
You're safe, okay?

347
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,377
You've been in deep freeze again.

348
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,463
Oh, Jesus Christ.

349
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,756
For how long?

350
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,507
Almost two years.

351
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,342
In a CIA black site.

352
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,928
I just found out this morning.

353
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,472
You found out this morning?

354
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,431
Yeah.

355
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,767
But that just happens to be in your room?

356
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,772
Did you fuck me?

357
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,814
What?

358
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,733
- Is this some kind of incest thing?
- No!

359
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,651
- Then what the fuck is this?
- Look,

360
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,445
I...

361
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,822
I want you to find William Butcher.

362
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,157
Find him yourself.

363
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,659
Well, the people
that work for me are limited.

364
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,913
And you are the best tracker there is.

365
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,999
I just, I need you to find him
and report back.

366
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,083
Very simple.

367
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,045
You want me...

368
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,171
to work for you?

369
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,799
Well, why don't we say "work with me"?

370
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,092
And... I can help you.

371
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,804
I can give you a proper comeback.

372
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,430
I don't need you for that.

373
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,184
Well, the whole world does think
that you're a Russian spy, so...

374
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,977
Okay.

375
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,062
All right.

376
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,814
Listen to me.

377
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,233
I'm no ass-felching commie.

378
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,526
You got that?!

379
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,611
I know, I know. And, listen,

380
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,988
I am Vought now.

381
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,073
Me.

382
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,407
So, the public,

383
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,828
they're gonna believe that you are
whatever I tell them you are.

384
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,454
I can resurrect you.

385
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,290
I can give you back what you lost.

386
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,126
I can even make you
number two in The Seven.

387
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,419
Number two?

388
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,006
Or how about I finish the job...

389
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,218
...and blast you to Kingdom Fuck.

390
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,264
Yeah, you could try.

391
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,976
Who knows, you might even fry the V
right out of my blood.

392
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,229
Or you might not.

393
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,524
But I'm betting

394
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,068
that you hate William Butcher
more than you...

395
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,779
than you hate... me.

396
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,532
After all, I'm-I'm not the one
that betrayed you.

397
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,867
Am I?

398
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,159
I tried to kill you.

399
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,579
Minute I turn my back,

400
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,206
how do I know you won't return the favor?

401
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,834
Look, uh...

402
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,886
You find William Butcher for me...

403
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,389
...all is forgiven.

404
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,318
Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.

405
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528
Improve your sleep.

406
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,197
Strengthen your immune system.

407
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,325
Nourish your soul.

408
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,287
The ancient Taoists believed
that perineum sunning stopped qi,

409
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,748
life force, from leaving the body

410
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,583
and invited prana,

411
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,418
solar energy, in.

412
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,503
<i>Don't ignore your anal wellness.</i>

413
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,882
<i>Introducing the new Deep Brand
Sigma Solarium by Vought.</i>

414
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,634
<i>By bros,</i>

415
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,843
<i>for bros.</i>

416
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:19,928
Okay, we need

417
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,179
- to abort.
- <i>Your</i>

418
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,974
<i>mom should have aborted you.</i>

419
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,352
Fuck it.

420
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,728
We'll test it here.

421
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,104
<i>What test?</i>

422
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,816
Monsieur Charcutier, if the virus is
contagious as Sameer says, <i>c'est fini.</i>

423
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,527
- The game is over.
- No, Butcher's right.

424
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,279
Rock Hard has seen us,

425
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,406
so we can't leave.

426
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,324
<i>Virus?</i>

427
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,201
<i>- What virus?</i>
- Look,

428
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,787
I didn't break you lot out of the pen
to flap about.

429
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,414
Now, all we got to do
is seal the ventilation,

430
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,874
every exit point,

431
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,127
tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole
at a jamboree.

432
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,254
<i>Non, non, non, non, c'est pas possible.</i>

433
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,217
Maybe.

434
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,931
Yo.

435
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,850
- Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
- Uh-huh.

436
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,603
[Frenchie His heart rate
is ten beats per minute.

437
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,106
He can probably hold his breath
for a couple of hours,

438
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,774
like a blue whale.

439
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,485
If he won't breathe,
how do we get the virus in him?

440
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?

441
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,074
You lot sort this. I'll fetch the virus.

442
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,492
Kimiko, you're with me.

443
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:35,211
Oi, you two. Leave it out, would you.
We're fuckin' working here.

444
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,297
Hey.

445
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,258
I'm coming with you.

446
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,343
- What for?
- I don't trust you.

447
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,639
Yeah.

448
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,057
Suit yourself.

449
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,732
We've so far identified
the location of 10,000

450
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,483
active Starlight sympathizers.

451
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,861
Coincidentally,
the map is almost identical

452
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,487
to where the most nut milks are consumed.

453
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,613
Where's Noir?

454
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,991
He just disappears every afternoon.

455
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,242
Won't say where he's going.
Won't say shit.

456
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,702
Thinks he's all Method.

457
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,830
Fucking Meisner technique.

458
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,707
- Is that a Jew thing?
- We are using

459
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,710
local Supes and law enforcement
to round them up,

460
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,963
but you can invoke the Insurrection Act
if we need to deploy the military,

461
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,631
- Mr. President.
- Good idea.

462
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,760
What qualifies someone
as an active Starlighter?

463
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,638
That's gonna be anyone who posts
pro-Starlight or anti-Homelander content.

464
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,933
Honestly, the VoughtBook algorithm
does most of the work for us.

465
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:36,147
We have got, what, 52,000 data points
on every user.

466
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,857
We truly live in an age of wonder.

467
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,653
But we are gonna need to triple the
amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all.

468
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,571
Love it.

469
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,699
It's just that, after we've paid
for Vought's military contracts,

470
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,659
all those corporate tax breaks,

471
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,287
and for the existing Freedom Camps,

472
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,247
Treasury's running a little dry.

473
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,125
People get twitchy
at rounding up their neighbors,

474
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,753
but they'll flat-out revolt
if we raise taxes.

475
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,714
<i>The president is thinking
how insane this is right now.</i>

476
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,675
<i>He'll back you. You can do it, speak up.</i>

477
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,096
And a lot of these sympathizers
are Vought customers.

478
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,265
Won't their arrests
eat into your bottom line?

479
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:14,310
Nah, we'll just start
selling ads on Vought Plus.

480
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,522
<i>Wow. Amazing Ashley.
You're a real Che Guevara.</i>

481
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,273
Well, alrighty then, let me ask

482
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,025
the most important question.

483
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,945
Do I got immunity?

484
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,457
For fuck's sake.

485
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,209
Soldier Boy,

486
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,129
this is the president, vice president
of the United States of America.

487
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,797
They work for me.

488
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,925
Everyone, Soldier Boy
is gonna be number two

489
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,845
in The Seven, once he has located

490
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,305
William Butcher and Annie January.

491
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,349
What? Wait, wait, what, sir? No, sir. I...

492
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,893
- I can do this. I can bring them in.
- Oh, like you did with A-Train?

493
00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:00,606
We're going in a new direction, Deep.
Competence.

494
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:04,026
Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy's
gonna need a full pardon.

495
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:08,865
Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of...
you know, treason.

496
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,452
- Consider it done, sir.
- Terrific.

497
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,122
And you know what?
I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.

498
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,374
Uh, Steve, can you make him a...

499
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,836
- Manhattan.
- Manhattan.

500
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,630
- Thanks, Steve.
- Of course.

501
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:29,427
- Can I get you a-a glass of milk, sir?
- No.

502
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,679
Stephen.

503
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,723
I'll also have a Manhattan.

504
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,852
Goddamn.

505
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,397
Since when could Supes
tea-bag the president?

506
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,107
Since me.

507
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:01,334
Okay, what's next?

508
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:06,714
What is it?

509
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,432
Look out!

510
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,227
- Oh, God.
<i>- Putain.</i>

511
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:23,397
<i>Bien sur.</i> It's mountain pornography.

512
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:27,652
- What?
<i>- Almost got you fuckers.</i>

513
00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,153
<i>Ha ha.</i>

514
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:30,863
- Oh.
- Oh. Sh...

515
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:33,241
Nope.

516
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,952
At least that explains
how he's grown.

517
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,331
From bashing his bishop.

518
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,666
Gross.

519
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,424
Mmm.

520
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,176
Now that's what I'm talking about.

521
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,763
Oh, God.

522
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,558
Fucking unsanitary.

523
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,935
Ugh.

524
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:27,169
So, our first step is
gonna be to use the Firecracking primer.

525
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,630
It's an amazing base,
and is used by the most trusted...

526
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:35,886
Next up will be to apply my fave
foundation from my Voughtality collab,

527
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:36,929
Velvet Ember.

528
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,265
It doesn't fade,
even after a long day of shoving

529
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:42,977
Starlighters into police vans.

530
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,396
We talked about this.
I don't have a choice.

531
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,606
They make me do this.

532
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,443
Here we go.

533
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,945
Today, I'm gonna be going
for a dark hero look.

534
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:56,574
So, we're gonna be using Black Noir's
Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is

535
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,659
the GOAT.

536
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:02,246
You dare enter my dark domain?

537
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,875
I am Countess Crow: Countess of the Crows.

538
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,753
And I shall make you
rue the day that you decided...

539
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,254
Fucking shit!

540
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,971
Fuck.

541
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,807
<i>C'est ça.</i>

542
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:27,313
It's like each layer of cum
represents the slow passage of time.

543
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,398
It's like a metaphor for life, <i>non?</i>

544
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:33,235
<i>It's a metaphor for my balls.</i>

545
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,118
Mademoiselle Annie, what is the matter?

546
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,954
A Starlighter cell
in St. Louis was raided, so

547
00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:45,623
they're all gone.

548
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:50,127
Just like the one in Portland
and Sacramento and Boise and...

549
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:54,006
I guess we can add A-Train
to that list, right?

550
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,010
You didn't kill them.

551
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,221
They chose to fight.

552
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,182
Yeah, because they thought that
I was going to save them.

553
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,310
I told them that we were
gonna make it out.

554
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:10,314
Fucking easy for me to say.
I'm bulletproof.

555
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,610
Have you told <i>petit</i> Hughie any of this?

556
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,697
No, no, because he'll say
it wasn't my fault, s-so I can't.

557
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:25,371
So, this is why you do not care
if the virus kills you.

558
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:30,042
I led them to a shallow grave.

559
00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:36,090
So I just get a fucking white picket fence

560
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,843
and cherry pie? No.

561
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,469
I can't live like that.

562
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,931
If I follow them, it's the only thing
that makes sense.

563
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:56,444
I am the heavyweight champion
in torturing myself over lives lost.

564
00:28:57,695 --> 00:29:01,240
And, yes, it's easier
to wallow in your guilt.

565
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:05,911
But tough fucking shit.

566
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:09,582
You get up every day and you keep going.

567
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:13,002
Anything else is an insult to the dead.

568
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,839
You creep.

569
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,757
Just let go!

570
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,050
Get your chapped, old man hands off of me.

571
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,260
Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?

572
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,761
Oh, shit.

573
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,263
Starlight?

574
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,890
Oh, my God.

575
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,683
You guys are terrorists.

576
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,478
What do we do with her?

577
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,522
Same as Rock Hard.

578
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,526
We don't have a choice.

579
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:42,281
- Huh?
- All right. Come on.

580
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,491
No. What?

581
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,576
Let me go!

582
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,539
Baby killer!

583
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:03,928
No.

584
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:07,806
Pounced on this Starlighter scum
right in our own neighborhood.

585
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,684
All this crime-stopping
makes me so thirsty.

586
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,770
Turbo Rush.

587
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:16,815
The drink of heroes. Only 15 calories.

588
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,026
Cut.

589
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,278
- That was a good take. Huh?
- No, no, please.

590
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:22,488
This is a mistake.

591
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:23,531
- I am not a Starlighter.
- Shh.

592
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:25,533
"Only 15 calories."

593
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:28,369
- Yeah?
- "Now with acai

594
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,955
- and maca root."
- Oh... Fuck, I forgot about that.

595
00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,624
- Mom!
- No, Corey, go back inside, please.

596
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,085
Yo! You stay back

597
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,921
'cause if you ruin my shot,
it's on-sight, bitch.

598
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,839
Okay, let's go again.

599
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,716
And fix your tits, they're lopsided.

600
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,510
Okay, come on, come on.

601
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:48,430
All this crime-stopping
makes me so thirsty.

602
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:52,685
Turbo Rush. Now with acai and maca root.

603
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,521
- That's fucking perfect.
- Okay, great.

604
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,689
- Okay. Have fun in camp.
- Let's go.

605
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,023
- No. Please. No.
- Mom!

606
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,654
Mom!

607
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,406
- Pull over.
- Not a chance.

608
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,490
We have to help them.

609
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:10,035
Help them, and every Supe within 500 miles
will be up our arse within the hour.

610
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,913
We stay the course,
minds on the fucking job.

611
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,832
Fuck the job.

612
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,586
Kimiko.

613
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,296
Don't.

614
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,862
Homelander?

615
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,655
Shit.

616
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,366
Homelander?

617
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:55,914
Sage.

618
00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:58,167
- Hey.
- I was just, um...

619
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,502
What can I do... for you?

620
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,048
Well, that was quite a surprise today.

621
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,300
Are you sure waking him
was the right call?

622
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,219
- Yes.
- Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?

623
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:12,222
No. I did not. Of course not.

624
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,268
Well, what am I gonna say?
Uh...

625
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:20,356
"Yeah, hey, I really want you to do
this job for me, but careful,

626
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,568
'cause there's a Supe-killing virus
out there, and you may die screaming."

627
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,571
Sure he would've jumped at that.

628
00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:31,033
You have a lot to learn about
managing big personalities, young lady.

629
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,830
Well, besides,
if there is a virus out there,

630
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:40,292
- better he take the risk than us, right?
- Ah...

631
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,419
- That's tactical.
- Exactly.

632
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:43,962
'Cause for a moment, I was afraid

633
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:46,340
you'd only woken him
because he was your dad.

634
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,512
So, when he gets infected and he dies--

635
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,596
You don't know that's gonna happen.

636
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,265
When it does, you won't go to pieces.

637
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:58,811
- 'Cause it was tactical, right?
- Mm... Mm-hmm.

638
00:32:58,894 --> 00:32:59,937
Right?

639
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,598
Testing a biological weapon
in an uncontrolled environment

640
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:37,766
is dangerous enough.

641
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,477
Transporting it without
the necessary precautions--

642
00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:43,814
All right, all right.
Less talking, more giving.

643
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,233
I'll take it.

644
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,158
So, how fragile is this?

645
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:57,745
Very, very fragile.

646
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,121
If it broke on the way?

647
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,081
It could kill every superhero on Earth.

648
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:07,087
There's also a non-zero percent chance
it could wipe out every human on Earth.

649
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,339
Ah.

650
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:12,050
Well...

651
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,720
Best not drop it, ay?

652
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:18,766
Thank you so much.

653
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,567
Breathe, <i>putain.</i>

654
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:40,954
You get him to breathe yet?

655
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,206
What?

656
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:46,084
- Did you get him to breathe yet?
<i>- Enculé.</i>

657
00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,545
<i>Non. Le Connard</i> is impervious.

658
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,088
The rest of the Kix will be back soon.

659
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:53,050
<i>Merde alors.</i>
We're doing everything we can, huh.

660
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,020
You know, you were wrong earlier.

661
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,064
- We're not terrorists.
- On God,

662
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:10,859
when everyone comes back,
Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass

663
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:14,071
and Sheline is gonna take a shit
in the gaping hole that's left.

664
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:18,158
Look, you being here
was not part of the plan, all right?

665
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,202
It's just a shitty situation.

666
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,163
Yeah, the shittiness ratio
is absolutely equal here.

667
00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:30,879
We don't want to be here
any longer than we have to be.

668
00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:34,967
All we need
is to get Rock Hard to breathe.

669
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,889
Does your face full of pubes mean
your friends fuck your pussy mouth?

670
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:43,433
I got a teenage daughter.

671
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,894
That shit right there
bounces right off me.

672
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:49,773
Hey, didn't you use to have,
like, ten crows at one time?

673
00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:51,900
What's it called, a murder?

674
00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:55,195
Oh, let me guess.

675
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,905
Sheline ate your crows.

676
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:59,867
Damn. Countess,

677
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,452
they don't give a fuck about you
or the two crows you have left.

678
00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:04,830
Their names are Russell and Cameron.

679
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,749
Point is, Vought doesn't care
about y'all neither.

680
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,502
They're training you for, what,
60% of your earnings?

681
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,004
It's ridiculous.

682
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:13,130
Oh.

683
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,260
- Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
- Prozac,

684
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,595
Wellbutrin,

685
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:20,679
Lexapro.

686
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,473
- Great, great.
- Kid, what are you, 19 years old?

687
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,268
Why are you grinding yourself
to the nubs for these people?

688
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,354
All they're gonna do is squeeze you
for every cent you got,

689
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,398
and then sell you out in a heartbeat.

690
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,568
Why are you risking your life for them?

691
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,825
Please. Please don't kill me.

692
00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:44,161
I just want to go home.

693
00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:47,873
I miss my mom and my dad.

694
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,125
Please.

695
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,013
Careful.

696
00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,562
Oi. Fucking smile, Hughie.

697
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,564
Ain't you a little glad A-Train's dead?

698
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,195
No, I'm not glad he's dead.

699
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,531
A-Train did a lot of horrible things,
but he saved our lives,

700
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:24,326
and he died a hero. A real hero.

701
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:27,079
There are a lot of other Supes
that don't deserve to die either.

702
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:31,166
Listen, I know you just done
a year in the gulag,

703
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,252
you've earned your seat
at the table, so...

704
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:35,837
I'll give it to you straight.

705
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:39,341
You got to knock this wet, gaping
pussy shite on the head, mate.

706
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,885
Ain't doing no one no favors.

707
00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:43,553
Especially your girl.

708
00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:45,555
I mean, that's why she's giving you
the cold shoulder.

709
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,683
Don't talk to me about Annie.
You don't know what's going on with her.

710
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,060
Well, I know that
she finally knows the fucking score.

711
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,561
And she knows that you

712
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:56,274
poncing about with this Jiminy Cricket,
listen-to-your-heart bollocks

713
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,151
is just gonna get her killed.

714
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,573
Is there any part of you left
that's still human?

715
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:09,621
You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.

716
00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:12,165
But I won't let you do it.

717
00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,087
Noted.

718
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,183
- Fuck!
- Hughie, the vial!

719
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,271
It's good.

720
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,192
Wait, is that...?

721
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:45,407
- Well, well, well.
- He's dead, right?

722
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,659
He's supposed to be dead?

723
00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:49,995
Supposed to be.

724
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,330
Mallory put him in ice for a bit.

725
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,793
You're telling us this now?

726
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,422
Somebody up there likes us, mate.

727
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,007
In what fucking way?

728
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,384
Well, we wanted a guinea pig.

729
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:06,136
Who better than Homelander's old man?

730
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,266
New plan.

731
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:12,934
Oi.

732
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,687
Ain't you supposed to be
a giant ice dildo?

733
00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,689
Aren't you supposed to be smart?

734
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:20,609
Renting a truck under the name
"Don T. Beakunt,"

735
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,153
same alias when we headed to Herogasm.

736
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,988
Well, oldie, but a goodie.

737
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,871
No, mate. Just you and me.

738
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,631
I guess it's true.

739
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,716
You're one of us now.

740
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,427
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

741
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:50,931
- Then fucking beat 'em.
- Being super is not gonna save you.

742
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,516
That don't stop us helping each other.

743
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:56,269
Homelander's double the cunt now,
if that's even possible.

744
00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:57,854
He needs doing more than ever.

745
00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:00,065
You still fancy his seat
on The Seven, don't you?

746
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,942
Fuck you. We had a deal.

747
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,027
I held up my end of the bargain,

748
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,823
and you sold me out,
put me back in a fucking box.

749
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,032
And for what?

750
00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:11,118
'Cause I was gonna kill some dumb kid?

751
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:14,204
- That kid is your grandson.
- Well, was it worth it?

752
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,665
You feeling good about that call
right about now?

753
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,375
Where is that fucking brat?

754
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,544
Homelander's the one
fucking you over, mate.

755
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,463
Or did he mention
that we've got an uber-virus

756
00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:26,967
strong enough to kill every fucking Supe
on the planet?

757
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,927
- Bullshit.
- God's honest.

758
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,054
The things this virus can do...

759
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,183
Fucking diabolical.

760
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,354
Why do you think he sent you here
instead of coming himself, hmm?

761
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,440
You're the sacrificial cunt again.

762
00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:47,279
- I guess we'll see.
- You don't get it, do you?

763
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:52,576
Me, Homelander, your old crew,

764
00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:54,494
everyone fucks you over.

765
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,079
Do you want to know why?

766
00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:01,960
'Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.

767
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,259
What the fuck was that?

768
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,394
Hey.

769
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,522
- You two fucktards the local Supes?
- Holy shit.

770
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:24,191
Soldier Boy?

771
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,943
What? You're a dead socialist.

772
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,071
The fuck?

773
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,198
That's for being stupid.

774
00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:34,743
Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
A Jap and a fairy took off east.

775
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,703
Find them and kill them,

776
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,413
or I'm gonna rip your intestines
out of your asses

777
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,040
and tie them together like shoelaces.

778
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,626
Move!

779
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,710
Oh...

780
00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,172
Fuck.

781
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,928
Fucking figures.

782
00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,851
- M.M., get ready, we're coming in.
- <i>Whoa, whoa, whoa.</i>

783
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:00,852
Slow down, kid.

784
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,521
Soldier Boy?

785
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,274
He's alive?

786
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,026
Fuck that.

787
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,444
Just h-how long do we have? Just...

788
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,071
Hughie? Hughie?

789
00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:14,324
We got to move.

790
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,202
A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.

791
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:18,536
Oh, shit.

792
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:26,461
Ah...

793
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,901
Go.

794
00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:30,817
Whoo!

795
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,404
I got to drop a dookie. Get it?

796
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,324
That's you.

797
00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:38,575
You're the dookie.

798
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,538
Hughie.

799
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:01,765
I got you.

800
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:04,851
I know.

801
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:18,323
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

802
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:19,657
- Is the virus...?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

803
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:20,867
- It's good, I think.
- Okay.

804
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:24,954
Oi!

805
00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:26,623
- Cunts!
- Oh, shit.

806
00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,458
- Move!
- Oh, no.

807
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,584
Come!

808
00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:35,131
Jesus.

809
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:36,174
You're with me.

810
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,053
Hey.

811
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,437
Hughie Campbell.

812
00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:53,108
How is a useless cock gobbler
like you still alive?

813
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:56,111
All your jokes are about
dudes blowing dudes.

814
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,362
You're kind of obsessed.

815
00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:01,741
Is this the virus he was going on about?

816
00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:04,744
The so-called Supe-killer?

817
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,205
Well, not today,
you semen-swilling butt pirate.

818
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,289
What?

819
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:17,340
<i>No virus. Bitch, I will</i>

820
00:45:17,424 --> 00:45:21,469
<i>- shoot hot cum in your face.</i>
- Bro.

821
00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:22,929
Do not nut right now.

822
00:45:30,687 --> 00:45:31,688
What the f...?

823
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,336
No.

824
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,006
No.

825
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,841
Hey.

826
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,214
Hey.

827
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,757
M!

828
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:05,740
<i>Notre Père, qui est aux cieux,
que ton nom soit sanctifié.</i>

829
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,575
Well?

830
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:08,868
They dead?

831
00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,328
Very.

832
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:13,206
- Oh, fuck, I wish I'd have seen that.
- No.

833
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,499
You don't.

834
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,628
Come on, let's leg it.

835
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,213
No, no, no, <i>mon coeur.</i>

836
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:23,550
Not until we are certain
I have not been infected with this plague.

837
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,878
Yes.

838
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,464
May I have a word?

839
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,133
Wait out there.

840
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,762
- What are you doing?
- I'm about to enjoy a Meximelt.

841
00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:12,015
- There is extra if you want to join in.
- No, thank you.

842
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,057
Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordita Crunch?

843
00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:15,351
- No.
- Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?

844
00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:16,644
I don't want any Taco fucking Bell.

845
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:17,979
Okay.

846
00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:21,983
Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers
is a well-thought-out plan,

847
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,277
- clearly the right call.
- He's not in the building.

848
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,363
Thank fucking God. What the fuck?

849
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:30,074
- Why are we doing this?
- Doing what?

850
00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:33,202
If posting weird shit were a crime,
I'd be serving two life sentences.

851
00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,038
Homelander sets the agenda.

852
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,998
- I just execute.
- That's bullshit.

853
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,000
You're the smartest person on the planet.

854
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,002
There is no way
you don't have an angle here.

855
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,920
My angle?

856
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,883
My angle is that I could have
Warren Buffet on the ground,

857
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,302
tongue lashing my clit
till he needs a knee replacement.

858
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:53,348
All the rich white fucks of the world
hang on my every word.

859
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:57,101
It's... nicer than I expected.

860
00:48:57,185 --> 00:49:00,605
<i>Ashley, she's smart.
She's got to listen to reason.</i>

861
00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,357
Look, I've been there.

862
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,735
Literally where you're sitting.

863
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:08,112
But that chair isn't a pedestal.

864
00:49:08,196 --> 00:49:09,906
It's a chopping block.

865
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:13,493
And I can help you,
but you got to talk to me.

866
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,249
Don't strain yourself
trying to read my mind again.

867
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,043
You know you can't.

868
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,712
You're gonna blow out
the back of your skull.

869
00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,928
<i>Wow.
You're unbelievable, Ashley.</i>

870
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:35,807
<i>That was the most pathetic display
of a backbone I've ever seen.</i>

871
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,184
<i>They're arresting innocent people,
but sure,</i>

872
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,645
<i>let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.</i>

873
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:41,938
I need a minute.

874
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,405
From back here, I see a spine.

875
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,532
- Fucking use it.
- Do I get laser eyes?

876
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,784
No, I get a psychic fucking tumor.

877
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,661
This is junior year all over again.

878
00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,039
Do you remember when you let
Danny Trachtenberg fingerblast us

879
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,791
behind the Friendly's
'cause he had Jamiroquai tickets,

880
00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,960
and then he took Miriam Applebaum?

881
00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:06,295
Going along won't get you what you want.

882
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,548
Going along is why we're still alive.

883
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,591
You should've left with A-Train
when he asked you to.

884
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,928
- At least he had a shred of decency.
- That's why he's dead.

885
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,097
"First they came for the Communists,
and I did not speak out

886
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,932
because I was not a Communist."

887
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,600
I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.

888
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,144
You used to love his poetry.

889
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,730
And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.

890
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:26,065
You used to want to do some good
in the world.

891
00:50:26,149 --> 00:50:29,694
- What happened?
- I tried. I tried.

892
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,320
But there's nothing I can do.

893
00:50:31,404 --> 00:50:34,240
Half of Washington
thinks Homelander's batshit.

894
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,534
The CIA, the Pentagon.

895
00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:38,619
They will follow you if you lead them.

896
00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:41,080
I'm not a leader, I'm vice president.

897
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,790
You can still do some good, Ashley.

898
00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:44,584
We can still do some good.

899
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,377
Just shut up,

900
00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:49,922
or I'm gonna float on my back
in the tub again. You want that?

901
00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:52,383
You're better than this.
You are better than this.

902
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,051
No!

903
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,095
Ow!

904
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,097
<i>So we're clear?</i>

905
00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,474
You're absolutely sure?

906
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,851
Triple-checked the results.
None of you are carriers.

907
00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:03,394
Humans are immune.

908
00:51:03,478 --> 00:51:05,897
<i>Une chance. Merci la bonne mère.</i>

909
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,035
Goddamn.

910
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:21,621
I only seen shit like this one other time.

911
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:27,752
It was on you outside of that truck stop
whore house on I-23.

912
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,880
Soldier Cunt down.
Homelander to go.

913
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,549
- We fucking did it.
- About time.

914
00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:38,888
<i>Mon coeur.</i>

915
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,314
Let's run away.

916
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:51,234
What?

917
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:55,696
There are over 50 uninhabited islands
in the Pacific.

918
00:51:55,780 --> 00:52:00,743
We just need to find one so remote,
nobody will ever find us.

919
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,664
You were right.

920
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:09,293
This virus,
there is no containing it, no stopping it.

921
00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:12,046
I do not know how to protect you from it,

922
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:16,634
except to take you as far away
from here as possible.

923
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231
We have to stay.

924
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:36,279
<i>Mon amour,</i> you did not see its carnage.

925
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,865
- It's too dangerous.
- It's dangerous for everyone now.

926
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,992
Innocent people are being round up.

927
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,744
No. <i>Je peux pas.</i>

928
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:46,414
Don't ask me to watch you die.

929
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,833
I think this is how we make amends.

930
00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,837
For the lives we've taken.
I think we have to...

931
00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:56,591
Get up every day and keep going?

932
00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:03,097
<i>Oui.</i>

933
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,478
<i>C'est ça.</i>

934
00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:27,455
You're allowed to freak out, you know.

935
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,206
This virus.

936
00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:32,543
It's fucking brutal.

937
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,839
I don't know, for Rock Hard,
I'd say it's an improvement.

938
00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:42,219
I haven't exactly had
a magical year either.

939
00:53:42,303 --> 00:53:44,138
Neither of us is fine.

940
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,558
And we shouldn't be.

941
00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:49,602
And if you don't want to talk about it,

942
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,562
- you don't have to.
- Perfect.

943
00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,606
But I'm not letting you die.

944
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,110
I'm gonna keep fighting.

945
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,533
And if you can't,
then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.

946
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:10,081
But just don't turn into
fucking Butcher, okay?

947
00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:29,600
I know. I'm late.

948
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,366
All right, Terror.

949
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,037
Time for your meds.

950
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,334
Oh, yeah.

951
00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:00,965
Who's a good boy, ay?

952
00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:15,730
Whoa, hey.

953
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,064
Be careful, sir.

954
00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,315
There's a viral contagion.

955
00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:21,652
I got here as soon as I heard,
and I locked shit down.

956
00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:25,489
Sending Soldier Boy to test the waters,
pretty fucking strategic, sir.

957
00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,659
You're always playing 3D chess,
aren't you?

958
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:30,494
I told him to report back.

959
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:33,873
Told him not to go in alone.
Why would he do that?

960
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,292
Well, it's more like Soldier Doy,

961
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,002
- am I right?
- Leave.

962
00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:40,546
Well, I just, um, got to be here, sir.

963
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,214
- To do the--
- Should've been you.

964
00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:43,340
Okay.

965
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,426
- I'm sorry.
- Leave.

966
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,350
I was swimming.

967
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,119
No...

968
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,415
No...

969
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,002
Not you, too.

970
00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:22,254
Not you.

971
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,473
Why does everyone keep leaving me?

972
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:38,270
I'm sorry.

973
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,567
Hazardous site.
Stay back.

974
00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:49,990
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

975
00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,909
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

976
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,703
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

977
00:56:54,787 --> 00:56:56,080
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

978
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,208
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

979
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,085
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

980
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:03,879
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

981
00:57:03,963 --> 00:57:06,173
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

982
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:11,387
<i>♪ Pissing the night away ♪</i>

983
00:57:12,388 --> 00:57:15,474
<i>♪ Pissing the night away ♪</i>

984
00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:17,726
<i>♪ He drinks a whiskey drink,
he drinks a vodka drink ♪</i>

985
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:20,146
<i>♪ He drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink ♪</i>

986
00:57:20,229 --> 00:57:22,398
<i>♪ He sings the songs that remind him
of the good times ♪</i>

987
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:25,025
<i>♪ He sings the songs that remind him
of the better times ♪</i>

988
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:30,739
<i>♪ Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy ♪</i>

989
00:57:30,823 --> 00:57:33,325
<i>♪ Danny Boy ♪</i>

990
00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:36,245
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

991
00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:38,080
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

992
00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,875
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

993
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,751
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

994
00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,421
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

995
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:47,381
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

996
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:50,009
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

997
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,679
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

998
00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:57,516
<i>♪ Pissing the night away ♪</i>

999
00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:01,687
<i>♪ Pissing the night away ♪</i>

1000
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,939
<i>♪ He drinks a whiskey drink,
he drinks a vodka drink ♪</i>

1001
00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:06,358
<i>♪ He drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink ♪</i>

1002
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:08,652
<i>♪ He sings the songs that remind him
of the good times ♪</i>

1003
00:58:08,736 --> 00:58:11,155
<i>♪ He sings the songs that remind him
of the better times ♪</i>

1004
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,742
<i>♪ Don't cry for me ♪</i>

1005
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:18,412
<i>♪ Next door neighbor ♪</i>

1006
00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:22,458
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1007
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,335
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1008
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:27,087
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1009
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:28,964
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1010
00:58:29,048 --> 00:58:31,675
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1011
00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,510
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1012
00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:36,263
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1013
00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:38,682
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1014
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,768
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1015
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,770
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1016
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,481
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1017
00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:47,441
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1018
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,110
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1019
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:52,029
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>

1020
00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,990
<i>♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪</i>

1021
00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:56,700
<i>♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪</i>


